A Cow Covered in Chocolate or otherwise titled How PMS Sucks

Today is the day my TOM came. I was expecting it so no surprise there but what I wasn't expecting was the wave of feeling uncontrollable and wanting to eat you. The funny thing is this is what my period is like every month. I get it every 22 days. So one week I'm on, one week I'm off and one week it's coming. However, the crashing of symptoms after symptoms is a shock. How ridiculous is that? I'm a smart girl or I think I am but these symptoms catch me like a cheetah catches a jogger.



So onto the forgiveness of myself part of the blog by laying it all out there:
I was so OFF points like Obama not telling us his plan for what really was going to happen during his presidency. (don't hate, I voted for Obama AND for Bush...what's that tell ya? see below for answer)

Before work: 1 C almond milk
Breakfast: 8 individual chocolates, diet coke and 2 Ibruprofen. Funny thing I felt sooo much better.
Snacks: Cut up cucumbers and 1 c grapes
lunch: 1 tin of tuna with olive oil, 1/2 C corn, 2 T of vegan mayo
Dinch (after lunch before dinner): 2 1/2 C sauteed veggies such as cabbage, mushrooms, carrot, celery, green onion and mustard green, 4 oz tofu, 1 oz of roasted sunflower seeds
Dinner and throughout the evening: 4 oz steak, 1 C garlic mashed potatoes, lil bit of marinated mushrooms, one bottle of Pinot Grigio, 1 can of biscuits AND 1 pint of ice cream made out of coconut milk.
12 C of water

Whoooo-weeee!!

During work, I announced aloud, "I could eat a cow covered in chocolate" and from looking at my dinner I think I covered that base. I have to go brush my teeth to get the lard taste out.

Answer: A. Accountability is needed. B. Blogs help with accountability. C. Therefore Presidents should be required to blog.